In the spirit of the Get Mortified Show I'm going to tonight (http://www.getmortified.com/live/), I leave you with this:
You know what's worse than sulking about your crush getting married? Finding the online wedding gift registry (Yirko, note: Pottery Barn!) and seeing multiple pages of matching dishes supposedly picked out with the new spouse. Yes. I did this recently. I don't recommend it.
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I'd yack for a minute and then I'd consider myself grateful to have it revealed to me that my crush is a complete hetero-normal, soggy brained, gift registering douche bag.
A yes, but there is light at the end of this tunnel. I was able to recently partake in one of life's little known vindictive pleasures: learning that my ex is now getting divorced and has to spend many agonizing hours splitting all that shit in half :)
God bless Schadenfreude.
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